The Australian rugby squad go Hookah Bazooka.
The Australian rugby squad are on a 48 hour lay over at Kerman during a tour of the middle east in support of the male pattern baldness awareness campaign. Those impoverished Antipodeans endure some of the most Draconian tobacco laws on the planet which include some of the severest sin taxes in the southern hemisphere. Naturally with hookahs being extremely widespread and affordable they went on what they called a Hookah Bookah, it's basically a bar crawl, but with nicotine. Unfortunately years of clean living turned them into a bunch of Sheilas and they went full blown Hookah Bazooka. They left a trail of carnage as they headed across the mountains in a stolen school bus and are believed to be armed.
You've been pulled out of bed in order to calm the situation, do not fire unless fired on first, it's just a suggestion not ROE. You have been denied any use of force with anything other than machine guns in order to minimize potential damage to infrastructure and civilians who are just starting their morning commute. We believe them to be armed mainly with AKs but there have been unconfirmed reports of a robust looking white man wearing tight shorts getting out of a school bus carrying what looked like an RPG. The pre-dawn lighting conditions will make it extremely hard for even your Kord gunner to spot the squaddies until fired upon.
